Blonde and Blonder plot
"It's a no-brainer"
Two gorgeous blondes, Dee Twiddle and Dawn St. Dom, meet in the cockpit of a crashing plane. Neither of them knows how to fly a plane, but they still manage to get the plane on the ground. From that moment on they are best friends. Together they decide to audition for a dance show. But instead of auditioning, they accidentally enter the house of a snitch who testified against the Mafia just after he was killed by a hit man named The Cat. Dee and Dawn are swapped for The Cat, and the local mob boss offers them a lot of money to kill the head of the Chinese mafia.