Geweldige link ! - Movie-a-minute

Geen tijd om de film te kijken, hier is een uiterst gebalde samenvatting, zo weet je toch over wat het gaat !!

link : http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

bvb. : "When harry met sally"

Sally

I hate you.

Harry

That's your problem.

Sally

I think I love you.

Harry

I might love you.

Sally

I hate you.

Harry

Please don't.

Sally

I love you.

Harry

I love you too.

THE END

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Hahaha; bij 'All about Eve':

"People in show business turn MEAN."

hahah wel een coole link, alhoewel Reservoir Dogs toch wel meer is dan dit:

Michael Madsen

Who's the rat? (shoots a cop)

Harvey Keitel

I didn't do it. (shoots Lawrence Tierney)

Tim Roth

Don't look at me. (shoots Michael Madsen)

(Everybody else shoots each other.)

THE END

hheheh

:lol: Kei-geinig!

Dit vind ik de beste : "Speed"

Dennis Hopper

I will blow up the elevator.

Keanu Reeves

Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)

Dennis Hopper

I will blow up the bus.

Keanu Reeves

Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)

Dennis Hopper

I will blow up the subway.

Keanu Reeves

Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)

THE END

ik stel voor dit in het vervolg als beschrijving bij een film te gebruiken, scheelt enorm veel vertalen.

deze vind ik zelf erg goed

The Bicycle Thief

Lamberto Maggiorani

Someone has stolen my bicycle, symbol of my manhood and metaphor for my dignity in an impersonal society.

(This film is IMPORTANT because it is SAD.)

THE END

lol

taxi driver

There once was a guy who was crazy,

Who shot those whose morals were hazy.

He was hailed as a hero,

This Robert De Niro,

So three cheers for Martin Scorsese.

THE END

LOL Wild Things:

(There is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST.)

THE END

(Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST.)

Yeah die viel me ook al op Klopt aardig...

En welke film zou dit zijn?

Actors

A twig! I'm scared!

Audience

Get me some dramamine.

Actors

Thump.

THE END

Blair Witch

ze blijven leuk ---> eXistenZ

Jennifer Jason Leigh

It's just part of the game.

Jude Law

Is it?

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Who cares? Let's kill people.

Voor EmDee:

"(Airplanes are found in the desert.)

Researchers

Wow!

(UFOs appear over Richard Dreyfuss' house.)

Richard Dreyfuss

Wow!

(UFOs appear over Devil's Tower.)

All

Wow!

THE END"

I've seen it.

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain:

"Condensation Text: N/A

THE END"

Deze is ook 1 van de coolste:

Sixht Sense:

Haley Joel Osment

I see dead people.

Bruce Willis

Try talking to them.

Haley Joel Osment

It worked.

THE END

Good Will Hunting is ook geniaal

Matt Damon

I'm smart, but so what? Let's start fights and pick up chicks.

Robin Williams

If you push people away, they can't be close to you.

Matt Damon

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP you fixed me thank you I love you. (cries)

THE END

Vergeet ook die van Mortal Kombat niet te bekijken

Film Return of the Jedi

Darth Vader: Luke, come to the dark side.

Luke: No.

Darth Vader: Your goodness has redeemed me. Die, emperor scum.

THE END

The Empire Strikes Back

Luke: I have to go to Dagobah.

Yoda: You have to use the force.

Luke: I have to go to Cloud City.

Darth Vader: You have to go to the dark side.

Luke: No I don't.

Darth Vader :I'm your father.

Luke: No you're not.

Darth Vader: Fine, I'll cut off your hand.

THE END

From Dusk Till Dawn

Quentin Tarantino: I'm so messed up.

George Clooney: I like you, but shut up. Harvey Keitel, help us.

Harvey Keitel: I'll help, but with righteous indignance.

Robert Rodriguez: That's enough character development. Now mow down these vampires.

THE END

Alan Rickman- Har har har.

Bruce Willis- Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt.

(A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.)

THE END

Marlon Brando: Those who cross the family must be punished. (almost dies) (dies)

Al Pacino: I'll run the family business straight now, after I kill all these people.

THE END

Keanu Reeves: Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!

Audience:GASP!

Keanu Reeves:Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!

Audience (faints)

THE END

En tot slot de leukste

Kevin Costner: Does anyone have any idea what's going on?

Oliver Stone: I do.

Kevin Costner:Tell us, then.

Oliver Stone:Shan't.

THE END

James Stewart: I'm useless.

Henry Travers: Don't say that. The happiness of the entire universe depends on your existence.

James Stewart: Hooray!

THE END

Kun je meteen Frank Capra; It's a wonderful life ,aan herkennen

Nog korter is Titel en jaartal

en deze dan, dracula van coppola:

Gary Oldman

I have travelled Oceans of Time to be with you.

Winona Ryder

That's sweet, but you're wasting your time, frankly.

The Day After

BOEM!!!!!!

The end.

Dr. Strangelove:

Oops.

THE END