Hardbodies (1984)
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 88 minuten
Country:
United States
Directed by: Mark Griffiths
Stars: Grant Cramer, Teal Roberts and Gary Wood
IMDb score:
4,9 (4.670)
Releasedate: 4 May 1984
Hardbodies plot
"If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing."
Three men with a midlife crisis visit a California beach in the hopes of having a little fun. However, they soon discover that a nice car alone is not enough to be successful with the females and the threesome hire a handsome student to help them become hip.
Actors and actresses
Scotty Palmer
Kristi
Hunter
Roger Rounder
Ashby
Lana
Kimberly
Rag
Michelle
Candy
Reviews & comments
Mescaline
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- 7103 messages
- 3334 votes
Fun stuff this! 
Lots of tits & ass and even a decent plot and the acting performances weren't cringeworthy either. 
Fans of this should definitely give Screwballs part 1 & 2 and Ski School a try.
3*
Translated from Dutch · View original
Bobbejaantje
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- 2334 messages
- 2105 votes
In any case, the film delivers what the title promises. Fair enough. Although there is definitely a storyline present that I also like. Of course it's basic: guys wanna get laid. But it is all brought with humor, self-relativization and of course there is some form of tension between a number of characters. There is even room for a moral approach with the scenes in which 'no' also means 'no'. And even after the many party and fuck parties, one of the main characters decides to register for college 
At times it is sleazy, which is to be expected.
Below the film is a great fun 80's soundtrack. It's to make you happy. The whole film is a kind of masterpiece of silliness as far as I'm concerned. Great entertainment for what it is. I didn't know many of the actors, but I noticed Kane Hodder in a supporting role at the end credits. He would reach his masked peak a few years later in the role of Jason Voorhees in some Friday the 13th sequels.
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clubsport
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- 3961 messages
- 7045 votes
The music has a nice 80's vibe, especially the intro title song is a great song, of course the story is simple and the plot even more one-dimensional if necessary but it's just a nice feel-good sexy comedy with a lot of beautiful girls, and lots of nudity.
Well sometimes a sexy vibe combined with a simple story (if executed well) is just more than enough.
Translated from Dutch · View originalPre- and sequels
Hardbodies 2
1986
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