Blood Diner (1987)
Genre: Comedy / Horror
Duration: 90 minuten
Country:
United States
Directed by: Jackie Kong
Stars: Rick Burks, Carl Crew and LaNette La France
IMDb score:
5,3 (6.020)
Releasedate: 24 July 1987
This movie is not available on US streaming services.
Blood Diner plot
"First They Greet You, Then They Eat You."
Two cannibals/restaurant owners try to resurrect the five-million-year-old god Shita. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, they try to find all the ingredients for the return to take place.
Actors and actresses
Michael Tutman
George Tutman
Mark Shepard
Sheba Jackson
Connie Stanton
Little Michael
King of White Trash
Little George
Anwar
Stan Saldin
Reviews & comments
DVD-T
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- 15565 messages
- 3129 votes
Let's eat.
Bizarre, though for me it could have been a bit more bizarre, strange, and gory. After an incredibly strong opening, very little happens for quite a while. Certainly not enough to hold your attention the whole time. Fortunately, like many horror films in this style, the ending makes up for a lot. The actors' performances are enjoyable to watch, and the gore is delicious. An entertaining film. Although you're left a bit hungry by the end.
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Woland
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- 4809 messages
- 3825 votes
This horror-comedy is very '80s. It's primarily humor, with all the horror being incredibly over-the-top, and given the minimal budget, that might be the right choice. Well, it's all delightfully corny, with a truly nonsensical story that, I think, makes Jackie Kong look closely at Herschel Gordon Lewis and films like Blood Feast. Thankfully, it doesn't drag on too long, because the lame humor and the weak story are inevitable. Fortunately, there's plenty going on and so much bizarre nonsense that it remains entertaining. It's definitely a B-horror.
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Noodless
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- 10053 messages
- 6185 votes
Lots of positive reviews here, but unfortunately, this comedy horror film didn't work for me. There are a few good scenes, like the two women murdered in the restaurant or the party at the end. But that's far too few, because the story's premise is often too weak, with plenty of ridiculous scenes and characters. The humor doesn't resonate, and the ending isn't satisfying. 3/10
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