Bikini Planet plot
"May all your thongs come true!"
Weak Las Vegas cop Wayne Norton stumbles upon a plan by criminal Mario who wants to freeze himself and return as a gangster boss in the future. But Mario takes out Wayne and freezes not himself, but Wayne, killing his partners. While Wayne is frozen, Mario is caught and sentenced to three hundred years in prison. The world is now completely dependent on the internet. There are no more books or videos, everything is electronically registered. But the day Wayne is thawed, the internet crashes...