One-Eyed Monster (2008)
Genre: Comedy / Horror
Duration: 83 minuten
Country:
United States
Directed by: Adam Fields
Stars: Amber Benson, Jason Graham and Charles Napier
IMDb score:
4,1 (2.683)
Releasedate: 11 November 2008
One-Eyed Monster plot
February 2007. A group of ten people go to a remote mountain in Northern California to shoot an erotic film. On location, an enemy alien attacks the cast and crew, dealing massive damage.
Actors and actresses
Jonah
Mohtz
Jim
Lance
Wanda
T.J.
Laura
Rock
Bus Driver
Radio Vocal Performance (voice)
Reviews & comments
Bottleneck
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- 8233 messages
- 2119 votes
Terrible. The idea is kind of funny - Jeremy's dick going wild - but stretching one joke out for 83 minutes is deadly. You can throw a lot of lame one-liners at that, but it won't make it any better. It must have been hilarious for the actors themselves, at least.
I still liked the acting every now and then, as well as the deadly serious reactions (especially from that veteran) to the ridiculous enemy. That at least shows how easy it is to make a bad cliché horror, or in this case a weak copy of it. Or should I say a hard copy ( 
such lameness so 
).
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FillumGek
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- 8987 messages
- 3401 votes
I had hoped that despite the low score I could still enjoy it. The story is perfect to make a lame movie out of. What do you expect from such a movie? Sex, tits, sex, sex, tits and splatter. What do you get? Disappointingly little nudity. Especially with Ron Jeremy as the lead role I expect more from this. Not necessarily from him, but you catch my drift. The amount of blood that is used fits in about a 50 gram tomato sauce can from Aldi. Exactly, you need a magnifying glass to see that.
Ron Jeremy is one of the reasons I went to see the film. Nice actor who also regularly appears in Troma films and has a lot of self-mockery. Here too he plays himself again. Unfortunately he dies first, but his one-eyed monster escapes and goes on the warpath! Nice, but it quickly becomes very lame. Especially because the murders are never shown on screen, we only see a glimpse of the entire penis, at the end. Every now and then they could have read a book because I had to imagine everything that happened offscreen. There are a few victims but it looks very clumsy and the gore lover is left hungry.
The cast is also not much besides Jeremy. A couple of hot bimbos, but could be better. It all started out nice with that funny invention and Jeremy's uplifting conversation with the mature pornstar. A couple of funny one-liners too. But after that the film goes downhill and that's a shame.
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Tonypulp
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- 21231 messages
- 4608 votes
Totally agree with Vascago. Not only is the idea great, the execution gets better as the film progresses. Nicely crazy and with a nice supporting cast. Effects are not bad at all and also very funny applied.
Few comments and remarks, nice entertainment for a limited audience. It doesn't get very epic, but as a small project you can easily make it with a crazy idea and some striking moments. And that is fine with this one-eyed monster.
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