Minty: The Assassin plot
"A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science."
The film revolves around Minty, a youthful, punky, feminist; a heroin that gets its special properties from eating chocolate bonbons, known for its energizing anti-oxidant effect. One day Minty's agent, Big Boss, a decent elderly gentleman, is taken hostage by Doctor Brain Bender, an evil neurologist. Minty then fights her way up through several floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to save Big Boss. A number of curious villains hinder this: Captain Capability, a nature freak; Sensational Ninja, an effeminate assassin; Rat Monster, a depressed mutant; Bruce Zee, a psychotic martial arts practitioner; Molly Leviathan, a sensual fantasy vixen; Zen Cowboy, a blindfolded mobster, and Double Delicious, an intellectual lesbian vampire. During all this, Minty teaches her opponents about the fascinating world of the natural sciences, using her beauty, her brains and her sheer brutality to demonstrate Darwin's biological survival theory.