Gladiatress plot
"Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?"
Unlucky Worthaboutapig, to her amazement and shock, is chosen to rescue her sister Dwyfuc from the hands of the Romans. Her mission seems hopeless as she has no strength, cannot fight and is a coward. But then the gods decide to help her in her search for her strong and fiery sister Smirgut the Fierce, a woman who is second to none. On their perilous quest, the sisters encounter fortune tellers, gladiators, barbarians and even lawyers. However, time is against them as the Romans, led by Caesar, prepare an invasion of their homeland, Celtic Britain.