Ballerina Assassin (2025)
Genre: Action
Duration: 86 minuten
Country:
United States
Directed by: Michael Su
Stars: Preet Kaur, Dominic Keating and Winston Salk
IMDb score:
3,1 (408)
Releasedate: 30 May 2025
Reviews & comments
blurp194
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- 5543 messages
- 4226 votes
It was immediately clear to me that it wouldn't be good, but—ahem—I was hoping for images similar to what's on the poster. But nope.
It's actually a bit of a mystery to me why The Asylum makes such truly, truly bad films—not just bad, but really, really bad. So bad that you'd think it would require extra effort, that you need people with a special kind of talent. How would they assemble the crew for that, for example? They'd look at the IMDB scores, and if someone worked on a film with a rating above 3.0, they'd be out of the running? And then the intake, like, "No, we really don't want you to try too hard, it just has to be a seriously crappy movie with absolutely nothing good about it." And would someone go through the script, fix errors, make the dialogue extra fake?
But don't let this prose inspire you to see the film. It's a real waste of your time.
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